Sunday, 26 August 2012

How I met my wife

Top 10 things to say during speed dating.

1)Omg, u look ugly!

2)What the fuck do you do for a living?

3)I just got released from prisno a week or so ago and wanted to get back on the date scene.

4)I'm here to get some confidence back..I've been out the game since my last herpes flare up

5)The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

6)I know this slimming centre which may do wonders for you!

7)luckily for me, I never last more than 15 seconds in the sack, so speed dating is perfect for me.

8)You look like my ex.

9)Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

10) I do stand-up comedy.

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