Friday 31 August 2012

Human Rules




1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.

2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."

3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."

4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.

6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."

7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.

10. You will forget all this.





Thursday 30 August 2012

THE POWER OF MIDDLE FINGER

Things that pisses me off


Backstabbers


Spamnmers


Imposters


Jaywalkers


Trespassers


Tailgaters


Whiners


Sore Losers


Wife Beaters


Know-it-alls


Trafic cutters


God deniers


Queue Jumpers


Long Queue


Fake Breasts


Serial Daters






Tuesday 28 August 2012






You know, sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, just literally 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery, and I promise you something great will come of it.

best way to get courage is just do it.... think later


Monday 27 August 2012





I heard you're a player.
So lets play a game.
Lets sweet talk.
Lets play fight.
Lets tell each other good morning and good night everyday.
Lets take walks together.
Lets give each other nicknames.
Lets go out with each others friends.
Lets go on dates.
Lets talk all night on the phone.
Lets text all night long.
Lets hug and kiss each other.
and who ever falls in love first.....LOSES!


Sunday 26 August 2012

How I met my wife



Top 10 things to say during speed dating.

1)Omg, u look ugly!

2)What the fuck do you do for a living?

3)I just got released from prisno a week or so ago and wanted to get back on the date scene.

4)I'm here to get some confidence back..I've been out the game since my last herpes flare up

5)The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

6)I know this slimming centre which may do wonders for you!

7)luckily for me, I never last more than 15 seconds in the sack, so speed dating is perfect for me.

8)You look like my ex.

9)Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

10) I do stand-up comedy.



Wednesday 22 August 2012

No woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!"
Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now."
You believe that?
Neither does she. You know why?
Because she's lying to you, that's why.
You understand me?
Lying!
It's not a bad time for her.
She doesn't need any space.
And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now,"
or possibly, "Try harder, stupid."
But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone.
So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth.
Of course she's going to lie to you!
She's a nice person.
She doesn't want to hurt your feelings.
What else she going to say?
She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in.
My job is to open her eyes.
Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet.

He just needs the right broom.




Saturday 18 August 2012




1) Moving into a better job that supports the expression of who you are, your passion or your mission, which are basically the same.


2) Greater financial abundance as you've never quite experienced before.


3) Most of your dreams come true and easily


4) You attract a new mate/partner or you and your current partner have a relationship revolving around companionship with no issue related "hooks". You love, admire and adore each other for who you are with no dependencies.


5) As you further evolve, you re-unite with your "twin flame" who is a total reflection of you. Being together is like being with yourself and you feel a unity to Source as never before.


6) You don't seem to care much about anything and nothing seems to matter anymore. You have evolved out of the Old way of being of drama and emotions.


7) You have lost your interest in the "New Age" arena.


8) You KNOW that all your needs are met and will always be.


9) You no longer have the desire or need to make things happen, "to try" or "to fix" anything. You understand "allowing", "acceptance", "being" and "intent".


10) You can no longer relate to mental and analytical processes. You now relate to "feeling".


11) You no longer care what anyone thinks about you or anything else.


12) You understand that there is no right or wrong, good or bad, or black or white. Everything just IS.


13) You finally realize that there is no dark or light. The appearance of lack of light is simply to provide a contrast to spur us on to creating what really feels good. All energy is always going in the same direction, supporting the light.


14) You have lost your desire to read books or gather any more new information as you are now much more connected to Source and can gather it "directly" by being, feeling and "knowing."


15) Your health improves and/or you experience a miracle-like healing of a long standing physical ailment.


16) You crave a simplicity in all things and require and thrive on simple processes, simple desires and a very simple lifestyle.


17) You begin to experience a flow to life at a slow leisurely pace, where you need not do anything you do not really wish to. Everything falls into your lap. You experience much basking, savoring and gratitude for the simple things in life. 18) You only desire to do what is yours to do and no longer have a life full of mundane "responsibilities". When much releasing has been completed you are then left with a purified you…a gold nugget of your divine expression. This is your contribution to the New World.


19) You easily pick up the thoughts, feelings, desires and needs of others, as you are becoming telepathic.


20) You can control your emotions, your experiences and create your world with your mind and intent without doubt or fear.


21) Your surrounding environment has little effect on you. You don't take things personally. Nothing is really worth getting that upset about.


22) You have an unquenchable thirst for creativity. The enormous amount of energy running through you demands an outlet. You feel most as home and in alignment with Source when you are in your passion and creating.


23) You laugh a lot and find many things amusing and funny.


24) You have a heightened love and compassion for all living things. You are also experiencing higher states and more frequent state of love and joy.


25) You live in the moment without a "day planner". Things just naturally unfold day-by-day and moment-......by-moment. All stress is gone.


26) You feel incredible peace. There is a distinct absence of fear and you feel safe.


27) Your inner child seems to have disappeared (relating to issues and wounds), although you love to play and frolic. Much of the time you just want to play, play and play!


28) You begin to have an understanding about how everything is connected. You understand that there are no mistakes.


B Different B Indifferent










LIFE IS EITHER A DARING ADVENTURE OR A GLARING MISADVENTURE.


BE DIFFERENT OR INDIFFERENT, THEY CAN'T IGNORE YOU.


Saturday 11 August 2012

Inside box, no thinking required!







Why a box in the first place? How do you know there is a box?
Box is a container. Why be contained? That will limit your possibilities. The Universe is infinite.

Don't follow any set rules. Ditch away conventional norms. Don't conform. Be open minded. Consider all options. Open to suggestions. Look beyond the surface. Don't generalize. Be original,creative, imaginative, artistic, innovative, resourceful. Step outside your comfort zone. Solve problems in new innovative ways. Develop ideas based on an original, novel, or unconventional approach.




Watch sexy lady undressing!

Running is good for you!!!




"If you run, you are a runner. It doesn't matter how fast or how far. It doesn't matter if today is your first day or if you've been running for twenty years. There is no test to pass, no license to earn, no membership card to get. You just run."Run like you stole something." "Run like someone's chasing you." "Run like you saw a ghost"




















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Monday 6 August 2012

Thursday 2 August 2012

Someday, we'll forget the hurt. The reasons we cried and who caused the pain. We will finally realize that the secret of being free is not revenge, but letting things unfold in their own way and their own time. After all, what matters is not the first, but the last chapter of our lives, which shows how well we ran the race. So smile, laugh, forgive, believe, and love all over again.


Paradise is where love dwells.


There is sadness, but there is also love. Choose love, let yourself move forward and break free from dark chains.


You're way to young to not believe it's going to be okay.


If your wish doesn't come true, something much more amazing is meant for you.


"He is out there. My prince charming. He is real. He exists. I pray for him constantly. May God satisfy the desires of his heart, draw him close, consume him. May He claim his passions, his identity, his refuge, his hopes, his strengths and weaknesses, every fiber of his being. May he treasure and cherish his Savior more than anything of this world and cling to His will with every ounce of his stamina. By all that he is, does, and strives to be, may He draw near to him and he to Him."


"I cannot quite grasp the words to explain what an open road feels like. But I will tell you what it says(to you, to me, to every pair of torn and bleeding souls who call it home): it speaks of butterfly wings, clouds, rain-whipped wind, and the memories of days long gone; it mutters melancholy melodies, crickets, cicadas, church mice and croaking toads, all under the same cool sky; it whispers lullabies to grieving smiles and murmurs quiet healing spells over scattered reminiscences; it gives and takes in a never-ending cycle of breath, renewing the lives of all who have just about given up, who have taken one last step with recklessly open arms. Perhaps the word I'm looking for, perhaps the word we all so desperately cling to. . .perhaps it is hope."


"I stand outside catching the glint of the fading sun in my eyes. Thinking maybe the biting chill in the air will clear my mind. But it doesn't. I watch the leaves scatter as a swift breeze comes by. My fingers are cold and I think about the things I've held and the things I've let go. I shove them in my pockets and watch the sun sink lower over the trees. I stare up at the sky watching the stars come out of hiding. The moon is glowing brightly overhead already. I think about all the days I have lived that I will never, ever get back again. I listen to the sounds of a sad, soft song drifting on the breeze. This is home."


"I don't know if we each have a destiny or if we're floating around accidental - like on a breeze, but I. . .I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time." - Forest Gump


I'll remember the laughter as we go our separate ways, but there is so much we're learning and we can't be afraid. There is a world right outside our door that needs the love of a true friend, the promise of a brighter tomorrow, and hope that things will get better. There is nothing that can stand in our way. We need to rise above. Above standards, above the norm, above what this world expects.


Warning to Prostitute






No trespass no prostitute!

WHAT HURTS THE MOST



Ouchhh!!this really hurts!











JUST FOR TODAY





JUST FOR TODAY

--Smile at a stranger.

--Listen to someone's heart.

--Drop a coin where a child can find it.

--Learn something new and then teach it to someone else.

--Tell someone you're thinking of them.

--Hug a loved one.

--Don't hold a grudge.

--Don't be afraid to say, "I'm sorry."

--Look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are.

--Don't kill that cricket in your house. He's just lost, so show him the way out.

--Look beyond the face of a person into their heart.

--Make a promise and keep it.

--Call someone for no other reason than to just say, "Hi."

--Show kindness to an animal.

--Stand up for what you believe.

--Smell the rain, feel the breeze, listen to the wind, enjoy the sun.

--Use all your senses to their fullest.

--Cherish all your TODAYS!



Just for today, I will not worry

Just for today, I will not anger

Today, I will live honestly

Just for today, I will respect the oneness of all life

Just for today, I will be kind to everyone I meet

Just for today, I will show gratitude to all living things



Today, I choose to live in the now and let go of worry

Today, I choose to be free of anger and judgment

Today, I will live honestly and with integrity

I respect and honor the oneness of all life

I choose to be kind to everyone I meet and also kind to myself

I choose to feel and show gratitude to all living things



Just for today and the rest of my life, i strive to be an example, of love, kindness, caring, compassionate to all of humanity

Don't Be Stupid

Blind Vision